Did you just.........

So...this is a little crass but it is reality.

Yesterday afternoon Lila asked to do something and I told her no.  She was NOT pleased.  She came storming over to where I was sitting with little fists clenched and tiny feet stomping.  It was actually kind of amusing though I wouldn't let her know that.  Anyway, she stopped about 2 feet away from me, turned around and started to back up to me.  I asked what she was doing but she didn't answer.  The next thing I know she farted on me!  I said, "Did you just toot on me???"  She whipped her head around and said "YES!"  I said, "Lila, why would you do that?"  She said, "Because I'm mad at you!"  So I put her in time out, all the while trying not to laugh while explaining why we don't toot on people and how that's not very lady like.  Wow.